careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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