Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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