i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Dignity is for republicans.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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