As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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