If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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