pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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