I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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