Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Randomize
