I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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