i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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