Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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