I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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