Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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