If you die in college, do you die in real life?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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