yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
These tits shall not be calmed
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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