whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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