I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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