I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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