Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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