I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
zippers are such a cool invention
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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