I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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