dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Sorry about my life...
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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