Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
