I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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