let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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