absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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