i don't like sucking hair
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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