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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
cat food counts as protein by the way
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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