doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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