Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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