So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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