In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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