Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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