THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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