Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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