Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize