Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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