So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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