And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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