The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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