If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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