What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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