Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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