try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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