I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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