I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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