i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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