i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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