I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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