Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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