So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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