i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Let's paint friendship bongs
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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